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Post  Rosewing on Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:03 pm

"Dey were so hppy and dey shewed us a goffik rasor dey had and we al cut or ristz lol."

There's such thing as a gothic razor made specifically for wrist cutting? lolcat
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Post  Lilypelt on Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:51 pm

In this universe, yes. Same with Thrash's flying convertible. lolcat

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Post  Lilypelt on Sun Jul 01, 2012 12:53 pm

Bugs On Broadway-

We wint to bugz’s house to start da band. Fawkesface decudied to call it xxxflyinggoffikphoenix666xxx. Bugs and me are da man singerz. Anny and pita play da guytar. Thrash plays da drumz and cinnia plays the poiano.
‘lets git storted!11’1’ gayl yielded sexcically.
Buggz and meh started singin not over u by govin degraw. Bugs storted crin out hiz red black iliner. I was cryin 2 so i cried. No we wer sad so we sung bullet bi hollywud undead. We all huged and went back home.
When i wok up da netx mornin bugs was dere. ‘katnaps’ he sad sadly. ‘i cant be in da bad’
‘omfg why’ i gapsed gasp.
‘i’m goin on bordway’ bags said. ‘im guna be on fiddla on da ruf’
i coudln;t beliee it. ‘when id da peformanse’ i queestion.
‘tomorroa in las veges’ bugz replid.
I was nu excited. “well come to see u bugs’ i tuld him.
I ran out da winder to get ever1.

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Post  Rosewing on Sun Jul 01, 2012 1:58 pm

I shall now go through and post my reactions to certain parts~

"Bugs and me are da man singerz."


"Lol, Katnaps is a man."


"gayl yielded sexcically."


"Did he now?" /inwardlygiggling



"When i wok up da netx mornin bugs was dere. ‘katnaps’ he sad sadly. ‘i cant be in da bad’"


"HOW ON GOD'S MIGHTY EARTH DOES EVERYBODY GET INTO KATNISS'S ROOM WHILE SHE'S SLEEPING. Unless. . . "



"‘i’m goin on bordway’ bags said. ‘im guna be on fiddla on da ruf’
i coudln;t beliee it. ‘when id da peformanse’ i queestion.
‘tomorroa in las veges’ bugz replid."





I ran out da winder to get ever1

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Post  Lilypelt on Sun Jul 01, 2012 2:06 pm

Katnaps and the gang will have to make it past bodyguards and get tickets in the next chapter. lolcat

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Post  Rosewing on Sun Jul 01, 2012 2:19 pm


"You mean they'll have to sneak in? But that's bad! Why would anybody do such a thing!"

I don't know, Link, I don't know.
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Post  Lilypelt on Sun Jul 01, 2012 5:19 pm

Fennec and Gaymitch and Joannah might make guest appearances. lolcat

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Post  Lilypelt on Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:04 pm

Katnaps Takes Broadway-

‘alrigt xxxflyiggottikpheonix666xxx we’re guna see bugz on bordway’ i tuld zina, pesta, gail, anney, castmere, glus, thrash, and fexface. Thras had his fleying car so we al gut into it. It wuz threh in da mornin but we didnt care. We all huded to las vegis wif thrish drivin da car rlly fast. We lunded at da airpot and gut or luggege. We and ran relly fast over to da bordway. Wen we got dere gurds blucked us.
‘were r ur tikits wr are dey’ they said.
‘r friend is in da play’ i sad sexilly. “’his nam is bugz and he haz no legs’
‘dat his bugz’ says da gurd.
‘he gav us tickits’ say glos. ‘he has dem’
‘okright’ sayd da gurd. He lit us in and we ran to da stag.
Da lits dimed and da show begun. Bugz was dresed in a goffik whit suit wif red laccing dat wuz riped wif skuls on it. He storted to sing ‘if i wuz a rich man”’ and it wuz gottik and cool. Odder people cam on da stuge. I gapsed as 1 of em took ov a mack. It wuz feenick!11’

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Post  Rosewing on Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:44 pm

'dat his bugz' lolcat
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Post  Lilypelt on Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:51 pm

That is indeed a Bugs. lolcat

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Post  Rosewing on Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:04 pm

Everyone needs a Bugs in their life. **holds up sign** ORDER ONE TODAY.
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Post  Lilypelt on Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:45 pm

Text BUGS to 555, or dial 555-BUGS-555.

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Post  Rosewing on Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:37 pm

And, if you call within the next 0.5 seconds, you'll get a free Katnaps!
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Post  Lilypelt on Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:49 pm

I posted this on Hunger Games Fanfiction.Net under 'GoffikEmmaxxxpheonix666'. : D It's called 'real hartz break in da moonlight'. My brother created the title. lolcat A few days ago, he did a dramatic reading of it. I think that was the first time I've ever made him laugh. My accomplishment for the year. :3

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Post  Rosewing on Mon Jul 09, 2012 11:38 pm

D'aww! That is a proud moment, when you make your older sibling laugh. :3
Your username made me lol. lolcat Tell me what others on that site think of it, I'm curious. razz cat
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Post  Lilypelt on Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:56 pm

Well...two reviewers got the parody, and the others want me to fix my grammar. lolcat
His birthday is in two weeks. :3 I made him a shirt that we're going to order sooner or later. It looks like this:
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Post  Rosewing on Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:58 pm

Shocked
THAT'S THE BEST FLIPPING SHIRT EVER. I just want to "D'AWWWW" all over it. ALL. OVER. IT.
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Post  Lilypelt on Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:14 pm

I typed up another part for my fanfic. lolcat Rue and Beetee have an epic, reality-warping battle.

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I wok up wif pita. He luked sexilly wif his cul golden hare and saphire eyez. i wint out to hunt wif gayla. I hit da horbell at his hous but no1 was dere!11 i bork da window wif my hamar. In dere gail was in da kutcher corna huddlin and cyrin sad.

'omg what happned?'1' i gapsed.

'some1 cam in'' he blubbered enthusiastically wif his gottik macup on his checks.

'wat did dey do' i shornled.

'i dunt no' gail shuk his hed lethargilly.

'we must fnid out' i yoelded. 'where is bugs anny foxface castmire glus thrash nd zcinnia'

'dey were guna met me her but da ardnt here' gail explooned.

I got peta and we wint to bugzs boradway hus. Bogs was in da cornar cuttin his wirstz sadly wif crin. He tuld us dat som1 had went in da hous 2!11

'come1 bugs!11' i sad as i darged him out da dur. 'we gotta find da coolprit'

i met up wif all da odders and we ran outside. Sodenly dey all funted but pasta and me!1

no! i scromed. I luked up and siw red eyez abuv zu. Az i luked at da red eyes i pussed out.

When i wuk up a punkgof boy was lenin over meh. he luked concerted.

'who are u!11' i duhmorned.

"'i'm catto' he tuld meh. "and dat is cloaf' he punted at anotta gottik gurl.

'kato why did weh pass out'' i asked selecitvely.

'clova and i blucked out 2'' he udded.

'there wuz goffik red eyez in da tress' i thrashed.

' i now' sad coto. 'but now deyre gon'

den clov cam over' she was really prety wif long drak hair wif red tips nd skulz in it (i'm bi lik pesta and gaille )

Den somthin rippled. An old dude wif nerd hare and gluses and da pocket portectar cam out. 'hi' he blorkled. 'im beatee but u can cull me spock' he luked at us pervingly cuz he was bi 2.

I slooped him on da head and he rippled awai.

We all wulked on. 'do u think betie was da red eyz?' i usked anemone.

She shocked her hed. 'no hes a nerd' she replooded.

I thut anny wuz right. Den a bird fel ot of a tree! A red glo flickrd on da gras.

'avast ya eyes!' coto yeielded. I closed ma scarlit-sliver goffik eyes. I cult hear da red it stuped.

'okay u cane upon ur eyez' i sad.

Da red glow wuz gun but da ded byrd was stil dere. Petsa puked it wif his shoo. 'da culpit is neer' he mooed mysterusly.

We run awa from da ded bird. As we ran awai from da dead bird i herd som1 crin. I torned and soo a perpy guy wif a sporkle trodant yorkling sadly. A gurl wif spoky hair was comfettin him and luked at meh lesbainly. It was feneck and johan!

Den da red glow cam again!1 fnick and johanne ran pust us and into da tress.

A voc wisperd at us. "i am ru' it sad. 'da sprite of deth trees'

'taOmg' thrash wespired. 'reu is my sista'

we all locked at him scorsingly. 'wut' i said flootly.

'she is ma sester' sad thrish sexally. Den he brust into dears. Ru storted to laff in da trees. I tew a stick at he but it bunced off da glo!11

da air ruppled and beetie cam!1 he used nird powerz and shot lazers at rue!1 da red poped and ru fel down. She wuz short lik shorti rossi.

Den ru storted bendin da air and it becom da red glow form hre handz1! She shot it at beatie as he tuk out da lazers.

'dis is 4 u katnaps' he mermared. Da lazers becam a lighin bolt and creashed da sky! Da red glow form ru brust into flames and da lazer bolt sturck it and it axploded!1

"omg11!'" i hispered as da smoke bewl away. I luked at beety. And we al huged him sexilively.

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Post  Rosewing on Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:39 am

"we gotta find the coolprit!"
WHO IS THIS PRIT AND WHY IS HE/SHE SO COOL.

"cuz im bi"
"pervingly ... he wuz bi 2"
Everyone's going bi?
ALIENS.

"he luked sexivlly"
Yes, Pasta is quite sexy. cool cat

And, how does one hug sexily?
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